I’m a modern gAtO. A gAtO for the millennium. Digital and smoke free on troll science. A diversified multicultural postmodern cyber warrior deconstructionist. Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech security lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker; and I can give you a gigabyte of IP in a nanosecond with statistics. I’m new wave but I’m a old school rocker, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer and a cyber freedom activist. Voice and biometric activated and biodegradable. I interface from a mysql database, and my database is in the cloud via a construct of cyberspace, so I’m interactive. I’m hyperactive and from time-to-time I’m a Asperger hacker radioactive. Behind the eight ball, head of the curve, riding the cyber security wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs except 420. I got no need for coke and speed. gAtO got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment. On the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic cyber missionary. A street-wise smart ass, a top gun bottom feeder with bright blue rubber galoshes . I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big foot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab, and in denial.
I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can’t shut gAtO up. You can’t dumb me down ’cause I’m tireless, and I’m encrypted wireless. I’m an alpha male on beta blockers. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands on, footloose, knee jerk head case, prematurely post-traumatic, and gAtO have love child who sends gAtO hate mail by proxy. But I’m feeling, gAtO caring, I’m healing, gAtO sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care giver. My output is down but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, gAtO watch trash stock. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I use the f word in my email and the software on my hard drive is cyber security hard core. I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store. gAtO eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory cipher authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, md5 hashed, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity on a mole on my back. gAtO a rude dude but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow,program managed with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride; drivin’ and movin’ sailin’ and spinnin’ jivin’ and groovin’ wailin’ and winnin’. gAtO don’t snooze, so gAtO don’t lose. gAtO keep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber on the cyberspace road. I party hearty, and lunch time is cyber warfare crunch time. gAtO hanging in and tight, there ain’t no doubt;
tks & luv g.c.