Antisec Teaser MERRY LULZXMAS

Antisec Teaser 12-25 – http://pastebin.com/bQ2YHDdw

Antisec Teaser 12-26 – http://pastebin.com/q5kXd7Fd

Antisec Teaser 12-27 – http://pastebin.com/vuMypejL

Antisec Teaser 12 -29 – http://pastebin.com/f7jYf5Wd

  1.      #AntiSec™    (wtf? we hate copyright…)
  2. > Can I haz candy?
  3. > :3
  4. Greetings Global Pirates! Having fun riding the waves of the Global Financial Meltdown?  We sure are.
  5. Did Bradley Manning get his fancy LulzXmas dinner yet?
  6. hm… guess not.
  7. Still trying to lock him up for life?
  8. Still think we’re just joking around?
  9. That’s OK. The time for talk is over.
  10. MERRY LULZXMAS and a Lulz New Year

    So now let’s talk… about cocks:
  11. It’s time to dump the full 75,000 names, addresses, CCs and md5 hashed passwords to every customer that has ever paid Stratfor.
  12. But that’s not all: we’re also dumping ~860,000 usernames, email addresses, and md5 hashed passwords for everyone who’s ever registered on Stratfor’s site.
  13. > …
  14. > WTF?!?!
  15. > Did you say 860,000 accounts????
  16. > Did you notice 50,000 of these email addresses are .mil and .gov?
  17. > fuck men…we’re pretty much screwed up now…tinfoil hat please here..
  18. > yeah, for the lulz :D/
  19. > sounds illegal…
  20. * /me phones police
  21. > holy shit, like frontal crash at 180mph!!!
  22. > 😛
  23. > lol xD
  24. We almost have sympathy for those poor DHS employees and australian billionaires who had their bank accounts looted by the lulz (orly? i just fapped).
  25. But what did you expect? All our lives we have been robbed blindly and brutalized by corrupted politicians, establishmentarians and government agencies sex shops, and now it’s time to take it back.
  26. We call upon all allied battleships, all armies from darkness, to use and abuse these password lists and credit card information to wreak unholy havok upon the systems and personal email accounts of these rich and powerful oppressors. Kill, kitties, kill and burn them down… peacefully. XD XD
  27. Is that it? 0h hell n0.
  28. On New Years Eve, there will be “noise demonstrations” in front of jails and prisons all over the world to show solidarity with those incarcerated.
  29. On this date, we will be launching our contributions to project mayhem
  30. by attacking multiple law enforcement targets from coast to coast.
  31. That’s right: once again we bout to ride on the po po. Problem, officer? umad?
  32. Candiez, pr0n and cookies for LulzXmas:

Greetings fellow global pirates,

The halls are decked with lulz, AnonSanta’s battle sleigh is re-filled, and lulz lizards worldwide are awaiting his arrival. Wait no longer, good denizens of the Internet, it’s time for another round of the LulzXmas festivities.

But first, tell us, have you enjoyed the complete obliteration of Stratfor live on IRC and Twitter? We have. We also laughed heartily whilst these so-called protectors of private property scrambled desperately to recover the sensitive information of all the customers who they wronged by failing to use proper security precautions. Stratfor’s Terms of Service stated, “Security: The personally identifiable information we collect about you is stored in limited access servers. We will maintain safeguards to protect the security of these servers and your personally identifiable information.” Yet Stratfor lazily stored credit card information and corresponding data unencrypted. Is the irony palpable yet?

Continuing the week long celebration of wreaking utter havoc on global financial systems, militaries, and governments, we are announcing our next target: the online piggie supply store SpecialForces.com. Their customer base is comprised primarily of military and law enforcement affiliated individuals, who have for too long enjoyed purchasing tactical combat equipment from their slick and “professional” looking website. What’s that, officer? You get a kick out of pepper-spraying peaceful protesters in public parks? You like to recreationally taser kids? You have a fetish for putting people in plastic zip ties?

We had to contain our laughter when we saw these two “hacker proof” logos plastered on the SpecialForces.com website: “Scanned by GoDaddy.com: secured website” and “McAfee SECURE sites help keep you safe from identity theft, credit card fraud, spyware, spam, viruses, and online scams.” Despite the almighty powers of GoDaddy and McAfee’s logos and some reassuring words, SpecialForces.com was just no match for our hella wicked black hat voodoo. We have just one question before we continue: You mad, officer?

To be fair, at least SpecialForces.com DID store their customers’ credit card information using blowfish encryption (unlike the global intelligence and security industry “professionals” at Stratfor, who apparently remain confused as to whether their customers’ information was even encrypted or not). Nevertheless, our voodoo prevailed and we were quickly able to break back into the military supplier’s server and steal their encryption keys. We then wrote a few simple functions to recover the cleartext passwords, credit card numbers, and expiration dates to all their customers’ cards. That’s how we roll.

In reality, for the past few months, we have been in possession of approximately 14,000 passwords and 8000 credit cards from SpecialForces.com. Unfortunately a former comrade leaked the password list early, and the full story on this owning will be told in our upcoming zine. Until then, feast upon one hell of a juicy text file.

We’ll continue to have ourselves a merry LulzXmas at the expense of capitalist pigs, corrupt public officials and all those third parties who cater to the continued oligarchic elite worldwide. We are your secretaries, your janitors, your babysitters, your IT guys, your bus drivers, your maids, your hard-working, driven and determined fellow humans. We could be sitting next to you in a coffee shop, scanning your goods at a department store or even fixing your busted-ass computer. We are here to stay, and by now, you had better damn well expect us, cause the time for simple “lulz” is long past.

Oh, and by the way: Did Bradley Manning get his fancy holiday meal yet? Might want to hurry up before we hit even more targets.

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